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Simple Fucks Review

Review Date : Mar 06, 2011

If you're tired of seeing complex reality-based porn themes eat up valuable video time, head on over to SimpleFucks. Here, there's no complicated plot to follow or corny dialogue to pretend to understand. Instead, you'll see hot ditzy blondes and brunettes simply getting fucked in HD quality pictures and videos. (Visit Site)

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Simple Fucks: Review

Simple Fucks : Review

SimpleFucks has a real simple premise... it films hot chicks getting banged, and it does this very well. There are no other bells and whistles, and no played out dumb reality-type setups. It's porn for the porn purist.
Right now the site features 43 exclusive episodes that are broken down into 2 or 3 individual clips that average about 10 minutes each, and one new clip is added every week. All scenes are brought to you in HD as a 2 Mbps encoded .wmv file presented in 1280 x 720 resolution, and all are downloadable. Since the full episodes are split up into relatively even chunks, file size is kept at a relatively small 200 megs. If this is still a bit too much for your connection to handle, then you can also download two smaller versions of the clip, in either a lesser resolution .wmv, or a Quicktime .mov file. None of the downloads use DRM, so they are yours to keep. And you can also stream all of these file types from within the website, if you'd rather not keep them on your hard disk.

The production values at SimpleFucks are just as good as the video quality. The sets are nice and plush, the girls are professionally made up, and the camerawork is technically proficient. You'll feel like you're watching a DVD from a major studio instead of porn produced for the Internet. And every moment of the scene is devoted to the starlet. Most begin with either a sexy striptease for the camera, or a heavy petting session with the featured couple. One of the best scenes features the stunning Danish porn star Denise K. She looks great in her tight blue jeans which are quickly taken off, and her tight bare ass is soon on full display during a sexy 69 session that soon leads into an energetic fuck and open-mouth facial.

As good as the videos and girls look, you'd hope that the same could be said for the site design. Unfortunately this is not the case. You'll have to scroll through page after page of video clips to see what the site has to offer. A summary list of the talent, or some sort of search functionality, would make this much easier. Every clip is only represented by a single thumbnail, so there's no way for you to get a sense of how the scene progresses while surfing the video pages.

SimpleFucks.com also features lots of picture sets with high quality individual photographs. Most of the Simple Fucks photo sets seem to go along with the video clips, but there is now way for you to quickly navigate between the two. The main photo page is just a random collection of thumbnails that have no identifying labels. You won't know what video they relate to (if any), and you won't know who the girl is unless you recognize her from some other place. This is very unfortunate, because the pictures themselves look great. They are shot in very high resolution and presented in 1024 x 680, and also downloadable. Even worse, the thumbnails for the picture sets are cropped, so you have to open up each one individually in order to see the exact way the pic is framed.

A full membership to SimpleFucks.com is currently priced at $29.99 for one month, and you can join by using either a major credit card or with an online check. A full monthly membership will also entitle you to access a total of 16 sites within the Silver HD Network. All sixteen of these sites offer exclusive HD pics and videos in a nice variety of XXX niches. All of the sites are updated once per week, and the updating is staggered so that every day you'll be treated to several brand new HD scenes. Keeping track of the newest clips is a breeze, because the main members page inludes a nicely put together update calendar.

You also have an option of signing up for a limited three day trial for only $1.85, but I would skip it. You won't be able to access any of the other sites within the network, and if you forget to cancel, the membership will automatically renew at a much higher rate of $39.98 per month.
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Simple Fucks : Details

Site launch date

October, 2006

Trial membership

- 3 Day Limited Trial : $1.85
(Renews at $39.98)

Monthly membership

- $29.99 / 1 Month

Payment options

- Credit Card
- Online Check

Billing processor

- WTS
- CCBill.com
- Epoch.com

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Producer name

Silver Cash

Other Sites From Producer

2257 Records

Simple Fucks : Score Summary

CRITERIA

DESIGN, EASE OF USE

7.0

CONTENT DELIVERY

7.0

CONTENT QUALITY

9.0

CONTENT QUANTITY

8.0

STROKE ABILITY

8.0

TOTAL (AVERAGE)

7.8

PROS

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( + ) Great produced HD video

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( + ) Decent all-around standard porn site

 

CONS

( - ) Site layout really needs an update

( - ) Photos sets need labels

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  Rate This Site : NOT WORTH MY STROKE THIS SITE IS HOT

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