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Fucking Machines

Fucking Machines Review

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If you're tired of boring sex toys being lazily rubbed against a whore's cunt, Fucking Machines features high tech toys and uses them to abuse the boxes of filthy submissive sluts. This site is not your average vanilla porn, and truly delivers what it promises. (Visit Site)

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Fucking Machines: Review

Fucking Machines : Review

It was only a matter of time before modern technologists decided it was time to build a better dildo. No longer is buzzing or vibrating enough to get a well-used whore off. Instead, high tech wizardry is necessary and thankfully provided by the perverted minds behind FuckingMachines. These 21st century contraptions are built for one purpose only, and that's to provide maximum sexual satisfaction for its users and those lucky enough to watch them.

These Fucking Machines take center stage at this hardcore porn site. In addition to being able to scroll through model galleries, you can also see thumbnails of all of the crazy contraptions that have been used by the site. Some look strange but are named even stranger, like the Frankenwand. The August 20th update featuring anal queen Amber Rayne showcases an awesome sex device called the Twininserter, which is a motor driven double headed dildo that Amber uses to treat herself to self-inflicted double anal. This over the top scene is hardcore enough to be well worth the price of admission alone.

But the fun doesn't stop there. FuckingMachines.com has been online since early 2000 and has 455 scenes currently online. Updates come in like clock work once a week and the newest scenes are encoded in 1280 x 720 high def WMV files that are crystal clear. The average length per scene is about 40 minutes, and full length episodes are only available as Real player streams. The downloads are available as HD WMV and lower resolution Real and MP4 formats, but only in 4 or more separate clips that would need to be joined separately. No DRM is used, or else you'd need to be a member for life to see everything this site had to offer.

With this many scenes, it should come as no surprise that no short term trial memberships are offered. The full site is open to browse through, with preview pics and text available for every scene that's currently online. So there's really no need to try before you buy, since you'll know exactly what to expect in the FuckingMachines.com members area. There are no network sites available for the single price of admission either, but you can save some money if you sign up for a multi month membership right from the start.

Fucking Machines has managed to stay fresh despite being online for so long mainly because it thrives on member feedback. A members only forum is available to share ideas for likes and dislikes, and every scene can be rated and contains public comments. Make sure you say whatever's on your mind, because the webmasters take suggestions seriously. In fact, if your idea is good and gains some support from others, you may even find it acted out during a future update.

Picture sets are available with every FuckingMachines episode, and the galleries generally contain several hundred pictures each. The photos are displayed in 1200 x 800 resolution, which make them good enough to save in your permanent collections. There are plenty of close-ups of the machines stuffing cunts in sexy ways that would make their designers proud. Zip files are also available to make downloading entire sets easy. With content this good, you'll probably use that option often.
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Fucking Machines : Details

Site launch date

September, 2000

Trial membership

No trial available

Monthly membership

- One Month (Recur) $29.90
- Two Months (Recur) $49.90
- Three Months (Recur) $59.90
- 6 Months (Recur) $99.00

Payment options

- Credit Card
- Online Check
- Mail

Billing processor

- Jettis
- Epoch

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Fucking Machines : Score Summary

CRITERIA

DESIGN, EASE OF USE

9.0

CONTENT DELIVERY

9.0

CONTENT QUALITY

8.0

CONTENT QUANTITY

8.0

STROKE ABILITY

10.0

TOTAL (AVERAGE)

8.8

PROS

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( + ) Greater than weekly updates

( + ) Good production and standard def content

( + ) Large amount of user interaction

( + ) A really great original Hardcore site

 

CONS

( - )

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( - ) Not all content is HD

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