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Fucking Machine 1000

Fucking Machine 1000

May 11, 08 ( visit site )

In the porn of the future, real cocks may no longer be necessary, as any tramp who test-drives the Fucking Machine 1000 will tell you. You'll be amazed as you watch this amazing invention relentlessly piston the willing wet pussies of sexy insatiable whores. This contraption will definitely be the ride of their lives!

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Some lying whores say size doesn't matter, that it's more of the motion of the ocean that gets them off. Sadly, a guy who can satisfy a whore's craving for both size and motion is a very rare find. So what do you do in today's modern era if you can't find what you're looking for? You create your own invention! Sluts' snatches will water when they get a load of the Fucking Machine 1000, a futuristic contraption that delivers an always hard, always ready virtual cock to invade all of their available holes.

You can currently see 41 sluts take the ride of their lives on the FuckingMachine1000. Every full length episode is available to download in one of three available formats, the best being a DIVX encoded .avi file that measures 576 x 432 pixels wide. A mid-level .wmv and a small portable .mp4 are also choices, and none are protected with DRM. FuckingMachine1000.com Videos are 20 to 30 minutes long, and can be streamed via an embedded flash player as well.

The episodes are all filmed on a futuristic set where the whore is decked out in sexy, slutty costumes. Like any good drill, the cock-heads of the Fucking Machine 1000 are interchangeable, so you'll see a lot of dildos in different shapes, sizes, and colors. The FuckingMachine1000.com whores generally get fucked by the piston sitting or lying next to it on a table or chair, and some even take it up their tight asses. Most also suck it like they would a real cock, with some nice up-close camera angles.

Each of the episodes at FuckingMachine1000 also include a high quality digital picture set with about 100 photos. The pictures are nice and clear at 800 x 533 resolution. You can view them in sets of 25, 50, 75, or ALL, meaning no matter how many pictures there are in the update, you'll see them all on a single contact sheet.

The FuckingMachine1000 members page is a bit confusing. There are a lot of bells and whistles that the site offers, which is a good thing. But the variety of available options clutter the page and make the exclusive content a bit hard to find. You'll have to figure out that the "Featured Series" section is where you want to end up.

Once there, you can preview each of the Fucking Machine 1000 episodes in one of two formats. The quick view option lets you see a single representative thumbnail of the scene, along with the episode number and runtime of the video. If that's not enough for you, you can select the full preview mode, which expands each summary into 10 thumbnails, has the name of the whore, the date it was added to the site, and a description of the scene.

The site tour promises weekly updates, and in general they have been delivering. There was a bit of a lag in December 2007, but both before and after the updates have been pretty regular. And in between the exclusive updates, the site is updated daily with bonus video and picture sets from well known XXX DVD series. You can even look into the future to see a week's worth of upcoming bonus content via the site's update calendar, or go back in time by searching the thousands of available scenes by starlet, action, or series.

Full site membership to FuckingMachine1000.com currently costs $24.95 per month, and you can sign up with a credit card or online check. Monthly membership will also give you full access to a huge network of sister sites that offers thousands of additional exclusive pictures and videos in a wide variety of niches. The three day trial for $4.99 does not give you access to all of this extra content, and will even renew at a sky-high rate of $39.95 per month, so watch out!

Fucking Machine 1000: Review Details

Online since

November, 2007

Trial membership

- 3 Days Limited Trial : $4.99
(Renews at $39.95)

Monthly membership

- $24.95 / 1 Month

Payment options

- Credit Card
- Online Check
- 900 Billing

Billing processor

- CCBill.com
- Paycom.net
- 365Bill
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- CoolBilling.com

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Score Summary : Fucking Machine 1000

CRITERIA

DESIGN, EASE OF USE

7.0

CONTENT DELIVERY

8.0

CONTENT QUALITY

8.0

CONTENT QUANTITY

8.0

STROKE ABILITY

8.0

TOTAL (AVERAGE)

7.8

PROS

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( + )

( + ) Decent quality content

( + ) Huge network access

( + )

 

CONS

( - ) Members layout slightly confusing

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( - ) Single set design

 


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