One thing all pornstars have in common is that they manage to stay in shape. Some do it with exercise, some do it with nutrition and some claim it's all luck & genetics. AssSmoothie interviews some of the biggest names in porn and asks the tough questions like 'Do you enjoy fruit smoothies?' and 'Would you consider making one in your asshole while naked before dropping it into a glass so you can drink it?!' - Yes, I am totally serious... they really do ask and you'll be amazed at the reactions from the pornstars!
AssSmoothie doesn't tell you ahead of time if the girl says yes or no to the questions. Watching the interviews is intense! The tension mounts as you know where the questions are headed and these whores obviously are clueless. It's all real, they ask the questions and capture honest reactions. Some girls freak out and some girls prove how freaky they can be by simply saying 'Sure, why not?'
Best of all, every scene is filmed in unbelievably clear 1440x1080 resolution that is by far the highest quality video you will find anywhere on the web these days. It means you can watch these movies full screen without zooming in at all and you can see every freckle on the face of each star as she wrinkles her brow and tries to decide if she should become a smoothie-girl or not!
For dial-up users there are smaller clips available but honestly, AssSmoothie is a site built with the broadband user in mind. There are already 28 updates and every girl is offered a different recipe to make in her ass. I don't want to spoil the thrill of finding out who said yes and who said no but I will take you a recent update features a sexy blonde pouring soda and pop-rocks up her ass before shooting it back out in a glass and drinking it down completely!
Along with hours of exclusive and extremely original video, AssSmoothie also provides plenty of quality pics in high-res 1000x700 format. One of the only drawbacks with the site is that it doesn't have a slideshow function in the picture gallery and some galleries have hundreds of pics all on one page instead of making them into neat 20-30 pic page sets.
Priced at $ 34.90, AssSmoothie is not the cheapest site you can find but to be honest, quality costs more. Along with AssSmoothie, TheHardcoreNetwork brings you 18 other websites and new ones are always on the way. Right now you get a great mix of sites include solo star ILoveYouCeleste, behind the scenes footage on StopTheCamera, and a long list of other sites that will scratch any perverted itch you could ever have. All totaled it's 100s of hours of quality smut and several sites are filmed exclusively in 1440x1080 res that will have you unwilling to watch lesser porn on other sites even if it would save you five bucks to do so.
Will she drink a Berry Blast out of her ass? You can only find out on AssSmoothie!
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